Nov 23, 2010

I Have to Write a Poem

I have to write a poem but I really don't know how. So maybe I'll just make a rhyme with something dumb, like "cow."  Okay, I'll write about a cow, but that's so commonplace. I think I'll have to make her be... a cow from outer space!  My cow will need a helmet and a space suit and a ship. Of course, she'll keep a blaster in the holster on her hip.  She'll hurtle through the galaxy on meteoric flights to battle monkey aliens in huge karate fights.  She'll duel with laser sabers while avoiding lava spray to vanquish evil emperors and always save the day.  I hope the teacher likes my tale, "Amazing Astro Cow." Yes, that's the poem I will write as soon as I learn how.

Humpty's Big Fall

Humpty Dumpty sat in a tree. Humpty Dumpty got stung by a bee. He fell out and hit his head, and now he thinks his name is "Fred."

I'm Thankful for Turkey

I'm thankful for turkey. I'm thankful for yams. I'm thankful for cranberries, biscuits, and hams.
I'm thankful for pumpkins. I'm thankful for cheese. I'm thankful for gravy, potatoes, and peas.  I'm thankful for stuffing; I'm nuts for the stuff. I'm thankful for eggnog and marshmallow fluff.  I'm thankful for whipped cream and ice cream and pies. I'm thankful for dad's double-chocolate surprise.  I'm thankful, Thanksgiving, for good things to eat. But mostly I'm thankful I still see my feet.

Gilman Glum

When Gilman Glum would suck his thumb, he'd claim, "It's just the best! It's simply incontestable. I've put it to the test.  "I've sucked the thumbs of kings and queens, of presidents and popes. I've sucked the thumbs of geniuses and even those of dopes.  "The taste is so delectable. No other thumb compares. I've tried the thumbs of beggared bums and multi-millionaires.  "I've tasted thumbs from far away and thumbs from right next door; from San Francisco, Santa Fe, and even Singapore.  "I tried a few from Kathmandu and Norway and Nepal. Yes, when it comes to sucking thumbs I'm sure I've tried them all.  "If ever you could try it too I'm sure that you'd agree. But, sadly though you'll never know; my thumb is just for me."

Nov 21, 2010

Bubble Wrap, Bubble Wrap

Bubble wrap, bubble wrap
pop, pop, pop.
Wrapped around my bottom.
Wrapped around my top.

I'm double-wrapped in bubble wrap
It's covering my clothes.
It's wrapped around my fingers.
It's wrapped around my toes.

I've wrapped myself in bubble wrap
exactly as I'd planned.
But now I'm tied so tightly
I can barely even stand.

I'm having trouble walking.
I can hardly even hop.
I guess I'll have to roll today.
Pop, pop, pop.

A Pug is a Dog

A pug is a dog
with a curlicue tail.
He eats like a hog
and he snores like a whale.
He's flat in the snout
and his belly is big.
The pug came out
just by misspelling pig.

My dog Fred

I have a dog.
His name is Fred.
He won't play fetch.
He won't play dead.

He won't shake hands
or sit or stay
or bark or beg
or run or play.

He won't roll over,
shake or crawl.
In fact,he won't
do tricks at all.

When folks ask why
I tell them that's
because my dog
was raised by cats.

Scariest Faces

Scarier Faces

I'm bouncing off the windows

I'm bouncing off the windows.
I'm bouncing off the walls.
I'm feeling like my feet are made
of bouncing rubber balls.

I'm running like I'm crazy.
I'm running like I'm mad.
I might seem like a lunatic
but,boy,I'm feeling glad.

I'm jumping like a kangaroo
or like a jumping bean.
I act this way at least a week
right after Halloween.

Nov 20, 2010

What i did over the sumer

In the summer I have gone to birthday parties,my mom's baby shower,
beach,park,water park,festivals,andparties.

Jasmine's poetry

I can not see
I can not pee
I can not chew
I can not screw
I need to shed
I got an arrow through my head
I have some sugar
I don't eat my buger
I'm crawling in a vent
I'm camping in my tent